Warning: Only if you’re an Internet geek will you care.
The tempest in a teapot near-ejection of a topless 3-year-old at Hommocks Pool in Mamaroneck a week ago gets a very high rating of “stupidity” by fark.com, a site devoted to finding real news from around the world that’s well, ridiculous.
Maybe now the Lifeguard that objected so vociferously will go back to doing his job, preventing accidents and drownings. And letting toddler girls swim in their shorts.